“Every other Nigerian has a small dagger in his pocket, hoping to draw blood Get your own dagger! Be on your guard, and may the Lord be with you.” — Peter Enahoro (AKA Peter Pan) from “How to be a Nigerian”
“‘The problem is all inside your head’ she said to me, ‘The answer is easy if you take it logically, I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free.'” — Paul Simon – 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
“A baboon can’t see his own forehead, he can only see the forehead of another” – a siSwati saying which means you can’t see your own mistakes, only those of others
“U nga dlayi nyoka u yi ndzuluta, ta micele ta ku vona” (Do not kill a snake a swing it, the ones inside the hole are watching you) – a traditional Tsonga saying